How to Tell Your Dad is a Cartoon

Today we admit, without shame, that it's the TV that has raised us into who we are. There are just so many interesting cartoons out there that you find yourself believing you're living one every day. Heck, if the people you associate with might as well be those guys who would call a McBurger a krabby pattty. Yet how exactly do you know that papa is one fleshed out and outside the pencil lines? Here are some examples you can be alert about your dad:

1. Mutters "D'oh!" instead of the F-bomb.

2. Makes unbelievable budget cuts in order to save a nickel.

3. Gets even with his boss and breaks all his bones with just one throw.

4. Still likes to run around with a cape.

5. An expert at juggling. Any by juggling meaning able to juggle ANYTHING (including the kids).

6. USAnely overprotective.

7. Obsesses with ducks anc calles your mom "Sugar Booger".

8. Holds a one-sided grudge with your neighbor.

9. Loves to jump in muddy puddles.

10. Often fantasizes about taking over "the tri-state area".

11. Believes his horrible cooking will actually become famous (when not even the monkeys will eat it).

12. Tells you you're made of "sugar, spice, and everything nice".

13. Often tells you to "join the dark side".

14. Looks like Walt Disney.

15. Not what he seems...